Knock-Knock Animal Jokes
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little mustard on my hot dog, please.
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.